Bary...with one r.

Hey, dude. They made me sing last night. Not play with buttons. Where was I? Oh and I found a hot blonde. Damn. Hot blonde.

Dude, wasn't there a ball or something? I'm pretty sure I giggled.

Hello? Does this thing work? Bary left it at his place, well our place but he's hardly ever here. He said he was bringing back pizza three days ago, but I don't know what happened to that idea. Um, anyone want to share a pizza with me?

Dude.

Dude, where am I?

Dude. I want Chinese food.

I want to meet hot, sexy girls just waiting to talk to me. Anyone catch that number? It went by too quick in a haze of smoke and Skittles.